Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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