Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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