Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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