just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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