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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.

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• (61): View more from Australia

  When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.

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  Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Okay, I just reached peak living alone

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  I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off

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