Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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