Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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