I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You're a waste of cheezeits
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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