Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I want to fling myself into the sun
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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