People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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