I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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