Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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