fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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