do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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