Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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