The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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