he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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