Having a random hookup so left but love u
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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