Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Another day, another engagement, another cat
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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