U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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