I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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