it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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