Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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