His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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