Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You're breaking my sexual little heart
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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