How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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