How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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