I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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