All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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