Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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