is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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