That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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