420 ftw
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We left the knife in your bed.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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