The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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