How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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