But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
