my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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