Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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