Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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