ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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