So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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