God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Your shirt... Was in my pants
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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