How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I need a beard to bite.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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