got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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