I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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