he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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