brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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