I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My hand turned me down
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
