I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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