So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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