I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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