i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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