they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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