SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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