So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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