butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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