Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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